March 8 2022: how Should I Have Responded?

So you fly back from Montreal having texted me that you’re having sex with your own gender. And you’re polyamorous with a group from Fetlife.  You showed me pictures of Caroline’s sex worker page, and gushed over what a good lesbian she said you were.  

Tell me— how should I have responded?  I know I got it wrong. Continue to call me a pig, but I still don’t know the secret answer to this puzzle.  

Once I took you back in 2012, you knew you could abuse me and I’d hang around. So, yes, here I am, abused by you, and still around!  Watching you write about CrossFit for gods sake!!!  What happened to you????

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