Trump tries wit
Always risky for a retard. Today, as reported, Japanese journalists asked Trump why he didn't notify allies before invading Iran and giving Ben another blowjob. After snorting and drooling, Trump said something like "I'm super smart. I surprise people. You slanty-eyed people are good at surprise!" The Japanese prime minister was sitting next to fartface. Why does she waste her time? Eric Trump immediately posted "best put down ever!" This is what you'd expect from a guy with one hand inside his underwear. I have a better one on behalf of Japan's classy PM: "Don, because we had an emperor then. I am not you. May family had no voice then. You are the emperor. I suffer from my Japanese asshole who destroyed the soul of my country. Just as your people do now." The dogs of war are coming your way Don. Iwo Jima has the same number of vowels—4, Don, 4– as Mar-a-Lago.