The Long Road Out

Ben’s in year four of his bloodletting, and he finally suckered Don into pouring more gasoline on the civilians of the region.  But Don only lasted a month…less than 5% of the whole murderous campaign.   And now Ben’s stuck for two weeks—he’s supposed to stop assassinating people in Iran. (Actually only for 13 more days and then business as usual).   Fortunately, he’s now going back to pummel Lebanon and the 12 square miles of Palestine where the remaining citizens abide in daily fear and hunger.  So many populations to decimate for the 100 th time.   And Don has just stripped to his underwear…the whole world including Israel know he’s an empty untrustworthy fraud.   Ben will soldier on, as he always does.  He didn’t need Don, and he doesn’t now.  Imagine how Ben describes Don to his friends!!!!    He’s probably on the secret Slack channel...

As the rest of the world knows, the US is not an ally.  At best we’re simply arrogant bullies.  At worst we are proponents of global apocalypse.  We suck as friends, and we’re easy targets for anyone who disdains us.  Trump embodies what the rest of the world knows about the United States.  He’s only a surprise to us…how easy his incompetence has become all we have left.   So—point of pride—to the leaders of the EU, UK and Canada:  Kick us out of NATO today.  You have the power in your grasp to form a truly stable and depolarized future for yourselves now.    You know how it ends with Trump…more flaccid hectoring from the least self-aware fascist on the planet and his KKK/MAGA/fundamentalist friends.   

Trump is now directly reducing quality of life for nearly every person on the planet.  Either by killing them, exposing them to environmental disaster, or simply by increasing their cost of living by 25% in a month.  Quite an accomplishment.   And like all narcissists, he’s gaslighting, blaming and dumping our friends.   Today’s repetition of “I’m sulking and I’m going to leave NATO” raises some hope that NATO will fire Trump tonight.  NATO isn’t weak.  Trump is.  Read the European press.  (Europe has long reason to know that the US never shows up when needed, and then takes all the credit when it randomly appears—think FDR backstabbing everyone to appease Stalin.)   Anyway—for the record—Trump doesn’t know this, but NATO requires that members join battles in member states.  Israel isn’t a member.    This fuck-stupid murderous invasion of Iran is not...

Always risky for a retard. Today, as reported, Japanese journalists asked Trump why he didn't notify allies before invading Iran and giving Ben another blowjob. After snorting and drooling, Trump said something like "I'm super smart. I surprise people. You slanty-eyed people are good at surprise!" The Japanese prime minister was sitting next to fartface. Why does she waste her time? Eric Trump immediately posted "best put down ever!" This is what you'd expect from a guy with one hand inside his underwear. I have a better one on behalf of Japan's classy PM: "Don, because we had an emperor then. I am not you. May family had no voice then. You are the emperor. I suffer from my Japanese asshole who destroyed the soul of my country. Just as your people do now." The dogs of war are coming your way Don. Iwo Jima has the same number of vowels—4, Don, 4– as Mar-a-Lago.

  WWII—the entire north against evil Germany, Japan---and strangely Finland, but that's another story…Russia was our ally though we dumped them minutes after Germany capitulated.    WWIII—the entire north against the evil US and Israel. And hey, Finland's against us too, just for the record. Russia is laughing its head off at us this time around.  The US benefitted by entering the war late and selling weapons to everyone else.   Quick:  name one benefit you, as a US citizen, will gain because of WWIII.  What did you gain from VietNam?  What did you gain from Iraq I or Iraq II?  This time, we're using our weapons on defenseless humans.  There's no profiteering on that.  There's mountains of debt that you'll be paying off for the rest of your lives.  No one is sending checks or support to the evil nations this time around.    Quick:  Name which countries the average Iranian hates more than...

Here you go---the real hostile, violent, childish, fundamentalist evil empire:  us.   https://www.thenation.com/article/world/iran-war-trump-neoconservativism/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Daily%203.19.2026&utm_term=daily