Posts

Trump tries wit

Always risky for a retard. Today, as reported, Japanese journalists asked Trump why he didn't notify allies before invading Iran and giving Ben another blowjob. After snorting and drooling, Trump said something like "I'm super smart. I surprise people. You slanty-eyed people are good at surprise!" The Japanese prime minister was sitting next to fartface. Why does she waste her time? Eric Trump immediately posted "best put down ever!" This is what you'd expect from a guy with one hand inside his underwear. I have a better one on behalf of Japan's classy PM: "Don, because we had an emperor then. I am not you. May family had no voice then. You are the emperor. I suffer from my Japanese asshole who destroyed the soul of my country. Just as your people do now." The dogs of war are coming your way Don. Iwo Jima has the same number of vowels—4, Don, 4– as Mar-a-Lago.

WWIII--the brackets are set

  WWII—the entire north against evil Germany, Japan---and strangely Finland, but that's another story…Russia was our ally though we dumped them minutes after Germany capitulated.    WWIII—the entire north against the evil US and Israel. And hey, Finland's against us too, just for the record. Russia is laughing its head off at us this time around.  The US benefitted by entering the war late and selling weapons to everyone else.   Quick:  name one benefit you, as a US citizen, will gain because of WWIII.  What did you gain from VietNam?  What did you gain from Iraq I or Iraq II?  This time, we're using our weapons on defenseless humans.  There's no profiteering on that.  There's mountains of debt that you'll be paying off for the rest of your lives.  No one is sending checks or support to the evil nations this time around.    Quick:  Name which countries the average Iranian hates more than...

The US are the bad guys, again

Here you go---the real hostile, violent, childish, fundamentalist evil empire:  us.   https://www.thenation.com/article/world/iran-war-trump-neoconservativism/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Daily%203.19.2026&utm_term=daily  

If you need a gun…

If you need a gun to enforce your opinion, your opinion is not worth enforcing

It's an invasion, dudes.

Don't dignify this collosal mistake as a war.  It's an invasion.   How can you tell?   Quick: distinguish this US/Israeli shithouse from Putin in the Ukraine. Quick: did a single Iranian citizen ask the US and Israeli governments to blow up Tehran and kill their families to save them from the Ayotollah? If so—of the civilians who are still alive, where's the opposition?  Where's the underground raising up, like the heroic Poles in WWII?  Where are all the secret Jews and Christians in Tehran who are finally free of this imagined yoke? Quick: is there a single country besides perhaps the Saudis who thinks endangering the globe this carelessly is a good idea?  Including 100% of NATO and 99% of the UN members?  Quick: what's the purpose?  At least with the Anschluss there was a clear desire to move borders and crush governments and kill unwanted elements.  WTF is Trump doing. Quick: can a religious war actually be a war?  ...

It's an invasion, dudes.

Don't dignify this collosal mistake as a war.  It's an invasion.   How can you tell?   Quick: distinguish this US/Israeli shithouse from Putin in the Ukraine. Quick: did a single Iranian citizen ask the US and Israeli governments to blow up Tehran and kill their families to save them from the Ayotollah? If so—of the civilians who are still alive, where's the opposition?  Where's the underground raising up, like the heroic Poles in WWII?  Where are all the secret Jews and Christians in Tehran who are finally free of this imagined yoke? Quick: is there a single country besides perhaps the Saudis who thinks endangering the globe this carelessly is a good idea?  Including 100% of NATO and 99% of the UN members?  Quick: what's the purpose?  At least with the Anschluss there was a clear desire to move borders and crush governments and kill unwanted elements.  WTF is Trump doing. Quick: can a religious war actually be a war?  ...

Who do I side with in Don and Ben's latest holy war? The non-religious.

On one side, holy bible thumpers who think the Crusades are tattoo-worthy and Revelation is readable.   On the same side, those clutching the Torah's misogyny and invitation to homicidal violence.   On the other side, clerical fundamentalists.   I support all of the non-believers, the atheists, the humanists, the citizens, the intellects, my neighbors.   f you're buried under rubble in Tehran or Beirut, if you're disgusted by US born-again idiocy, or if you'd just like to get to your favorite restaurant in Haifa without dying.   You are my kin.  Please survive this further attempt to murder us.  As if we needed further evidence that religion is brainwashing (and child abuse).