The Long Road Out

A very special day for this putrid United States:   The NRA does not negotiate.  So, some woman has been living with a guy for 30 years.  He offs himself with his handgun.  Turns out some NRA bequest guy had talked this suicide guy into transferring his estate to the NRA.  He left the house to his girlfriend…but no cash.  So the woman is bankrupt, and in huge debt to the IRS (similar to the NRA, the IRS frowns on negotiation).  A friend of this now-homeless woman reaches out to the estate staff at the NRA asking if there’s any flexibility to aid this victim.  Ha.  That’s funny.  Form letter response.   LESSON learned:  girls, don’t date NRA members.  They commit suicide, lie about their financial goals, and have small penises.   Trump sets the G20 Finance Minister agenda.  Have you seen the film Wedding Crashers?  Similarly, a bunch of ...

Thanks, you two, for reminding us all that humility, humor and honesty are possible.  I’m so sorry that your deaths have to compete with the turd in the White House.  He’s done nothing, with degradation.  You’ve done everything, with excellence.

Mark Carney’s been great all along…but now, with dozens of multilateral deals in Canada’s pockets, he’s the winner of the year.  Congrats to every other world leader who refuses to sit down at any table with liars.  Strange that North Korea, Iran, and Canada have provided the path for others.  Ignore this clown.  Do NOT return his phone calls.  Do not meet with his sycophants. Sounding vaguely like a modern day Churchill, here's Carney:   America has changed, and we will not return to our old relationship. Bravo!!! Trump’s idiocy hurts the US far far far more than it will hurt Canada, or Iran, or Europe, or fill-in-the-blanks.  Short-term.  Mid-term.  Long-term.  Perhaps until the end of time.  You have fucked all of us, Don. We're not isolationist.  We are truly and fully marooned.  No one will answer our SOS.  As Carney says, the US signs its deals in pencil.  Sounds a lot like the Trump Organization to m...

Military research and the Proud Boys reminded Pete that there’s a much better way to guarantee rabid 18 year old child militias: force feed daily LSD to your recruits and draftees. It worked in Mogadishu. It worked at the Capitol.

It’s Elon Musk! Or maybe the Tate brothers. Or Greg Lindbergh? No wonder Trump wants to violate the birthright citizenship status. Get those bad genes out of our country!

I would not work for a company that endorses this crap.  Dead stop.  We all want to be rewarded for our achievements. Not how many times we hit the “e” key.  Shame on US employers who have similarly strapped their employees to their keypads with this digital duct tape.    Canadian workers speak out against growing screen time surveillance Entertaining and insightful stories delivered weekly. Read, watch and listen to highlights from across the CBC. View this email in your browser ...