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Death march to senility: Incident 1,121

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I apologize to the families who have lost non-military family members around the world due to our president’s policies and mental illness.   Here’s a blog post about his day today.  Here’s the man who directly initiated the death of your husband or wife or children or parents:   At 2:30 in the afternoon, August 3, 2026, after spending the majority of the weekend at his New Jersey golf club, the President of the United States broke his silence with an important message for the world: he had made “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship!” He won his own tournament, on his own course, run by his own employees, against members who pay him dues, and he needed everyone to know. “It’s called TALENT, and I have it, and they don’t!”   A sportswriter who interviewed more than 100 golf pros for a book on Trump found he has never won a championship at a course he does not own and operate. The one time he en...
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Embarrassed. Defeated. Outmaneuvered.

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Welcome to geopolitics, Donald Trump style.   Don’s solution when he’s in the bottom of a latrine?  Keep digging.  Pull all of the rest of us into his shit.    You’re a war criminal, Don.  Compare yourself to Kissinger who couldn’t leave the US the last twenty years of his life without facing immediate incarceration.  Henry was a pussy cat compared to you…though at this point Henry directly caused hundreds of thousands of deaths, surpassing you in the homicide category.    Beware the fate of the Tate brothers, Don.  The rest of the world knows what you are.  
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The real disgrace at the World Cup

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Argentina didn’t play their best in the finals against Spain. Several players got frustrated. The same thing happened with every team Spain faced. But, one party to this year’s World Cup was 100% disgraced: the United States. They are the only side in FIFA history whose poor coach and players got overruled by a phone call from daddy. Donald Trump, aided by FIFA, made US soccer into a laughing stock. Can you imagine taking the field with 80,000 fans screaming “who’s YOUR daddy????” Try not tripping over your own feet with that chant roaring in your ears. Belgium had played like thugs up until their 4-1 victory. Far worse than Argentina. They played well, smiling at the US, in the game. No wonder. Snarky giggles and laughter look like smiles.
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The Democratic Party's "downsize Washington" platform

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  DOGE as we all know was a pathetic joke.   Meanwhile, US has been defeated and embarrassed by a smarter and ennobled adversary—Iran. If someone was dropping bombs on South Carolina, maybe we’d show some backbone—or remorse for our sins?  (I’m talking about white neighborhoods in South Carolina, obviously.)   Anyway, has a single Democratic candidate promised to really downsize the bloated Federal Budget?  Compared to the graft and slop of Trump, it’s easy:   Abolish ICE on day 1.  No severance or other pay available. Stop all military exposure to the Iran defeat.  Force Trump to pay for every litigation he’s initiated vis a vis voter fraud (more than 100, all of which he’s lost). Sixty day warning to Netananyu that all military support for Israel will stop, as part of our acceptance of Iran’s victory demands (and a US apology to the people of Gaza a...
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Soccer american style

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We’ve learned so much from the US plan for the World Cup. Here are some lessons: 1. Daddy will call his friends if he thinks Billy isn’t playing enough. Fuck Donald Trump. 2. FIFA is a joke. 3. We can’t stage sports without FOX wasting our time. 34 minute half time?? Let’s be clear—FIfA declares a home team forfeit if half time is more than 15 minutes. 4. Fox One’s major source of advertising is Christian nutcases. It’s abusive for all of us atheists. Why should I suffer for your imaginary friends?
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Imagine the embarrassment…

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…of playing a soccer game that was rigged by your fat fuck daddy Don. No player with any self-respect would try to win a game so totally trashed by idiots who don’t know a thing about soccer. Marco—you’re a tool. Soccer 1. Trump: negative a million.
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Vance and Trump fantasize further

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Vance and Trump: we’re meeting daily and crushing Iran. It’s great. The supreme leaders are quaking in their sandals. Iran: Witkoff and Jared are idiots and can’t be trusted. We will never send senior leaders to meet with them. Nor will be in the same room with anyone from the US until they release our cash and until Israel ceases violence against Lebanon. Call us when you’ve accomplished these tasks, Don. Not before. Losers. JD—shut up.
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