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Hegseth returns to basics and abandons testosterone testing

Military research and the Proud Boys reminded Pete that there’s a much better way to guarantee rabid 18 year old child militias: force feed daily LSD to your recruits and draftees. It worked in Mogadishu. It worked at the Capitol.

Trump identifies man who snuck into the US and fathered 56 citizens!

It’s Elon Musk! Or maybe the Tate brothers. Or Greg Lindbergh? No wonder Trump wants to violate the birthright citizenship status. Get those bad genes out of our country!

Canadian workers speak out against growing screen time surveillance

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I would not work for a company that endorses this crap.  Dead stop.  We all want to be rewarded for our achievements. Not how many times we hit the “e” key.  Shame on US employers who have similarly strapped their employees to their keypads with this digital duct tape.    Canadian workers speak out against growing screen time surveillance Entertaining and insightful stories delivered weekly. Read, watch and listen to highlights from across the CBC. View this email in your browser ...

Death march to senility: Incident 1,121

I apologize to the families who have lost non-military family members around the world due to our president’s policies and mental illness.   Here’s a blog post about his day today.  Here’s the man who directly initiated the death of your husband or wife or children or parents:   At 2:30 in the afternoon, August 3, 2026, after spending the majority of the weekend at his New Jersey golf club, the President of the United States broke his silence with an important message for the world: he had made “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship!” He won his own tournament, on his own course, run by his own employees, against members who pay him dues, and he needed everyone to know. “It’s called TALENT, and I have it, and they don’t!”   A sportswriter who interviewed more than 100 golf pros for a book on Trump found he has never won a championship at a course he does not own and operate. The one time he en...

Embarrassed. Defeated. Outmaneuvered.

Welcome to geopolitics, Donald Trump style.   Don’s solution when he’s in the bottom of a latrine?  Keep digging.  Pull all of the rest of us into his shit.    You’re a war criminal, Don.  Compare yourself to Kissinger who couldn’t leave the US the last twenty years of his life without facing immediate incarceration.  Henry was a pussy cat compared to you…though at this point Henry directly caused hundreds of thousands of deaths, surpassing you in the homicide category.    Beware the fate of the Tate brothers, Don.  The rest of the world knows what you are.  

The real disgrace at the World Cup

Argentina didn’t play their best in the finals against Spain. Several players got frustrated. The same thing happened with every team Spain faced. But, one party to this year’s World Cup was 100% disgraced: the United States. They are the only side in FIFA history whose poor coach and players got overruled by a phone call from daddy. Donald Trump, aided by FIFA, made US soccer into a laughing stock. Can you imagine taking the field with 80,000 fans screaming “who’s YOUR daddy????” Try not tripping over your own feet with that chant roaring in your ears. Belgium had played like thugs up until their 4-1 victory. Far worse than Argentina. They played well, smiling at the US, in the game. No wonder. Snarky giggles and laughter look like smiles.

The Democratic Party's "downsize Washington" platform

  DOGE as we all know was a pathetic joke.   Meanwhile, US has been defeated and embarrassed by a smarter and ennobled adversary—Iran. If someone was dropping bombs on South Carolina, maybe we’d show some backbone—or remorse for our sins?  (I’m talking about white neighborhoods in South Carolina, obviously.)   Anyway, has a single Democratic candidate promised to really downsize the bloated Federal Budget?  Compared to the graft and slop of Trump, it’s easy:   Abolish ICE on day 1.  No severance or other pay available. Stop all military exposure to the Iran defeat.  Force Trump to pay for every litigation he’s initiated vis a vis voter fraud (more than 100, all of which he’s lost). Sixty day warning to Netananyu that all military support for Israel will stop, as part of our acceptance of Iran’s victory demands (and a US apology to the people of Gaza a...

Soccer american style

We’ve learned so much from the US plan for the World Cup. Here are some lessons: 1. Daddy will call his friends if he thinks Billy isn’t playing enough. Fuck Donald Trump. 2. FIFA is a joke. 3. We can’t stage sports without FOX wasting our time. 34 minute half time?? Let’s be clear—FIfA declares a home team forfeit if half time is more than 15 minutes. 4. Fox One’s major source of advertising is Christian nutcases. It’s abusive for all of us atheists. Why should I suffer for your imaginary friends?

Imagine the embarrassment…

…of playing a soccer game that was rigged by your fat fuck daddy Don. No player with any self-respect would try to win a game so totally trashed by idiots who don’t know a thing about soccer. Marco—you’re a tool. Soccer 1. Trump: negative a million.

Vance and Trump fantasize further

Vance and Trump: we’re meeting daily and crushing Iran. It’s great. The supreme leaders are quaking in their sandals. Iran: Witkoff and Jared are idiots and can’t be trusted. We will never send senior leaders to meet with them. Nor will be in the same room with anyone from the US until they release our cash and until Israel ceases violence against Lebanon. Call us when you’ve accomplished these tasks, Don. Not before. Losers. JD—shut up.

Trump negotiates an office memo in his bedroom and goes 0 for 14

  OK, fourteen points on a memo of understanding with a guy (Trump) who has violated and ignored every contract and law he’s seen.  He’s succeeded by fucking partners and customers, and now he’s responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands.  He’s empowered Israel and Russia to new heights of terrorism—all while pretending that China or the press or the Democrats are the problem.   Fortunately, the Iranians drafted the agreement…within the first week of US and Israeli bombings.  They put out their 14 points before we assassinated their leaders.   And Trump signed it 98 days later, without change, since he has no choice.    Good news for us—imagine the fantasies Trump would have inserted.  Iranians do sodomy?  We’re at that level, guys…    Not that Israel will observe any of the points (they aren’t even a signatory to this offi...

Such a drab way to start a day

Just got a call from my divorce lawyer at 6 AM my time…to let me know my email isn’t working (it’s working fine…) and that my ex-wife’s law firm is stealing money from my 401k which doesn’t really exist anymore.  My lawyer hasn’t mastered the idea that California is on a different time zone, or that her firm’s email system has some flaws apparently.   Anyway, it’s sunny here in California…and my cats are happily playing by some of my flowering plants by the window.  Life is kind of OK…why does news of my manipulative and sad sack and fundamentally unattractive ex cause me to consider suicide?  I’m not even clinically depressed anymore and I have lots of reasons to feel OK about myself now that I don’t have the daily reminders of hatred from Mina.   I know it’s a joke to blame everything on Trump, but this country is such a shit show now and I see Mina as an essential part of the rape of North America.  Same narcissist...

I narcissist-proofed my life, but they keep trying to get back in.

My ex for instance. Trump, who swims in the deepest putrid self-reflecting pools. A few others. People who just want the spotlight. Any spotlight. For those in similar situations—join with me in remembering: 1. Past memories are ruined. You can’t heal from them. 2. You can’t have your own present when a performer is manipulating you. There’s no happy compromise for now. 3. The future—you’re kidding, right? Why waste your future on a fraudulent and depreciating asset? Change the locks. Hit delete. Save your beautiful self. Share all that previously wasted love with someone who will be there when you’re in trouble again.

From Heather Delaney Reese--Trump passes same dementia test four times

Look at our moron go---he passed a “count backwards in increments of seven” test and he thinks he’s a genius!   At exactly 12:35 in the morning, unable to sleep, the President of the United States went on Truth Social to announce that he had scored a perfect 30 out of 30 on what he called a “high difficulty” cognitive test proving his “extreme intelligence.” But the test he was bragging about, the MOCA, is not an IQ test. It is a dementia screening tool that healthy adults are expected to pass without difficulty. Healthy, confident leaders do not spend their Saturday nights bragging that they passed a dementia screen and calling it genius.   Reese points out that this is the fourth time he’s taken the same test, with the same questions.  He’s 120 for 120!    But he can’t remember the first three exams.  Oops.  F on that one, Don.  Dimwit.  

Has he had a stroke?

Anyone who has spent time with elderly relatives or visited a nursing home know that paranoia and “whining” are common parts of the late aging process. Often with a strong dose of angry denial. I empathize with the aging. Trump calls to mind this explosion of impotent rage. As in “do not go quietly into the dark night.” What a sulky pouting piece of shit—this old man. He’s spending 50% of his life creating AI generated memes of himself. In the past, we called this “art class at the eldercare community.” Mar A Lego. Our aging friends and family deserve our love. So don’t waste any of your love on this sad sack loser. Turn to those who need you now and let Trump fizzle out in his own bile. Your life will improve and you’ll receive love back.

Trump murders tens of thousands to get a worse deal

Is anyone paying attention?  Trump is self-negotiating (masturbating?) a deal on the war he invented.    The starting point of these self-proclaimed negotiations (announced by Trump, not by Iran where the leaders correctly think Don’s a pathetic pawn) is vastly WORSE than the existing Obama deal he violated last time around.   And the negotiations don’t start for weeks or years…if ever.  Donald Trump’s best outcome is far worse than the “no nukes” global agreement what he personally reneged on in 2017.    How many more will he murder to get this lousy, atrocious, sleazy outcome?  This isn’t one of his mob deals in New Jersey.  This isn’t bankrupting concrete suppliers.  This is murder.   Now no one in Iran respect the US. The war destroyed the opposition by making the alternative to the Ayatollahs worse. We won’t see Iranian protests again for decades th...

A complete mental collapse? A stroke?

Have you seen a video or picture of Donald the last few weeks? The guy has aged 10 years. His face is even puffier. He’s slouching more. And he’s slurring words and unable to finish sentences. A toddler with dementia? Look at his sycophants. Do you think a single one of them would confront their own parent about mental collapse? Narcissists don’t have time for aging parents. They need to check themselves in the mirror because they’re perfect. Sick people don’t interest them. Like all who suffer a stroke, or rapid aging, Don’s range of topics has reduced to one: his own victimization. His need for validation. Recently—all the cognitive tests fake doctors have given him. He’ll always be daddy to his supporters, even as he continues to ignore and insult them. But for those of us who believe Trump has always been a crooked sick King Lear, he’s worse now. We never loved him so there’s no empathy lost as we watch a guy who should be in elder care drool in front of...

Google, Palentir, General Dynamics oh my

Google is now one of the largest defense contractors in the US. Do no harm my ass. This from a country that doesn’t honor its contracts with a president who litigates rather than paying bills. A sleazy company, a bad business deal with a shitty government partner, more lying.

Slander?

Don-here’s the difference between what your MAGA assholes say, what you say, and what your assassins say—and what every other left-of Hitler journalist (and I) say: I don’t own a gun. I don’t drop bombs on citizens. I don’t fund brown-shirts. I don’t harm my friends and allies. I don’t destroy our economy. I don’t threaten unless I follow through. I don’t lose every court case I file, even when I’ve paid off the stupid judges. I’m not delusional and I don’t compare myself to Lincoln while drooling. I never met Roy Cohn or Giuliani, both of whom are whores. You are, did, and do. Go fuck yourself. You’re a monster and a ‘tard. You surround yourself with idiots and that apparently makes you feel superior. You are inferior Don. You don’t qualify as human. Look at yourself. For the first time. What do you see that isn’t puss?

Diaries of a Pig: Palantir’s Manifesto Promises a Dystopian Future

The Nation and now the Guardian call out another piglet:   Stellar journalism from The Nation indeed.  As a cheekier offset and some welcome humor, you’ll likely both enjoy this (very short) video piece from Th Guardian:   Why  Palantir 's 22-point manifesto is being called 'the ramblings of a supervillain' https://share.google/wUvbmIrr9eo9anbwE

Burning down Leo’s house

Before this week, the most famous Catholic to have his house burned down by the KKK was Dean Martin. Leo—buy more fire extinguishers. MAGA is coming after you because Don told them to. Remember Dean Martin. But please stay strong. You are speaking the truth. You understand geopolitics and our Klansman in Chief doesn’t understand shit. Neither does STD Vance but that’s a different issue.

Treason

Why is the invasion of Iran not treason? Why are the leaders who initiated this not indicted? If the essence of treason is putting another country’s interests before our own in a way that hurts us,” explain the lack of arrests. There is only one country on the planet that benefits from reducing Iran and Lebanon to dust. The other 181 countries lose status, rule of law, economic and social growth, safety, peace—you name it. Trade partnerships are ruined. Trump has acted in the interest of Netananyu. He has irreparably harmed the United States. Every other country on this fragile planet side with peace, or Iran directly. Fuck you Don. Treason. It’s punishable by death.

The US isn't even good enough to be a proxy for Netananyu

Ben’s in year four of his bloodletting, and he finally suckered Don into pouring more gasoline on the civilians of the region.  But Don only lasted a month…less than 5% of the whole murderous campaign.   And now Ben’s stuck for two weeks—he’s supposed to stop assassinating people in Iran. (Actually only for 13 more days and then business as usual).   Fortunately, he’s now going back to pummel Lebanon and the 12 square miles of Palestine where the remaining citizens abide in daily fear and hunger.  So many populations to decimate for the 100 th time.   And Don has just stripped to his underwear…the whole world including Israel know he’s an empty untrustworthy fraud.   Ben will soldier on, as he always does.  He didn’t need Don, and he doesn’t now.  Imagine how Ben describes Don to his friends!!!!    He’s probably on the secret Slack channel...

NATO: Fire us! Don't give Trump the myth that he quit first!

As the rest of the world knows, the US is not an ally.  At best we’re simply arrogant bullies.  At worst we are proponents of global apocalypse.  We suck as friends, and we’re easy targets for anyone who disdains us.  Trump embodies what the rest of the world knows about the United States.  He’s only a surprise to us…how easy his incompetence has become all we have left.   So—point of pride—to the leaders of the EU, UK and Canada:  Kick us out of NATO today.  You have the power in your grasp to form a truly stable and depolarized future for yourselves now.    You know how it ends with Trump…more flaccid hectoring from the least self-aware fascist on the planet and his KKK/MAGA/fundamentalist friends.