It’s not your lawyers. The rot begins and ends with the client.
Rudy Giuliani is a laughingstock. But we all know the evil in his reduction to meaninglessness is Trump.
Collaborative law is an oxymoron. 1984 level. But we all know the evil in this silly, non-binding adversarial morass is you, Mina. You call the shots. There is no other client of the process of you getting your divorce. I am an unwilling participant. I am the only non-litigating client my law firm has.
Look what collaboration with you means. No wonder you've had conflict in every family, relationship, writing group, job, educational effort, and CrossFit workout you've ever had.
If I'd litigated, we would have been done with this a year ago. You and I both would have come out better.
You called all the shots. This nastiness is because of what's inside your head and heart. That's why you get the same surprising result in everything you do. I on the other hand have succeeded in nearly everything except knowing you. Remember how frustrated you'd get with me, and how insulting you'd be, when something went well for me? And how much I tried to stand by you as you failed again and again and again and again? Here's your biggest face plant, and please don't worry that you'll get every penny you drool over.
With each penny I send to you, I buy back my self-esteem. I would never cheat myself of that astounding recovery, back to the happy, proud, radical man and boy I loved before your envy spoiled it all. The man who had more friends than you ever will, and no enemies…and of course the respect of his parents. You got cheated on that last part, but you did then double down, as usual, and make every wrong decision in the book. Make it worse Mina. MIWM! All you need is the red hats with those letters and you can hire Rudy too!
Collaborative law is an oxymoron. 1984 level. But we all know the evil in this silly, non-binding adversarial morass is you, Mina. You call the shots. There is no other client of the process of you getting your divorce. I am an unwilling participant. I am the only non-litigating client my law firm has.
Look what collaboration with you means. No wonder you've had conflict in every family, relationship, writing group, job, educational effort, and CrossFit workout you've ever had.
If I'd litigated, we would have been done with this a year ago. You and I both would have come out better.
You called all the shots. This nastiness is because of what's inside your head and heart. That's why you get the same surprising result in everything you do. I on the other hand have succeeded in nearly everything except knowing you. Remember how frustrated you'd get with me, and how insulting you'd be, when something went well for me? And how much I tried to stand by you as you failed again and again and again and again? Here's your biggest face plant, and please don't worry that you'll get every penny you drool over.
With each penny I send to you, I buy back my self-esteem. I would never cheat myself of that astounding recovery, back to the happy, proud, radical man and boy I loved before your envy spoiled it all. The man who had more friends than you ever will, and no enemies…and of course the respect of his parents. You got cheated on that last part, but you did then double down, as usual, and make every wrong decision in the book. Make it worse Mina. MIWM! All you need is the red hats with those letters and you can hire Rudy too!
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