Think of all the fun stuff Americans will do again after November 5!
It's really been too long since we've been able to shit on Puerto Rico, right?
Like, remember, if you're a Boomer, when we used to tell Polish jokes in Elementary School?
Fun, huh? This is the country that had 3000 deaths for every US death in WWII. Whose officer corps was gunned down en masse in the woods outside of Warsaw. Who had the most honored expat fighter pilots in England.
Those dumb Poles. Can't even screw in a lightbulb.
Hitler won with 30% of the vote and look at all the funny racist things he got people to do! Trump has 47%! We'll be even funnier than Weimar Germany! (Of course, they had Leni Riefenstahl, and we only have Steve Bannon, so our media will suck.)
And we'll get to say fun things like America is for Americans. Just like the KKK in Indiana and other states in the 1930's. Do you know why Notre Dame's referred to as the "Fighting Irish?" Look it up so you can be in on the retro humor opportunities. Trump grabs pussy. The guy who ran the KKK bit women to death. With his teeth.
Thankfully, we'll gang rape anyone who uses the word "woke," or " ceasefire." Just like we use to do before someone came up with the idea that poverty isn't a mental illness. As if it's systemic violence designed to keep cash away from those who actually rely on it. Woke that, you dumb poor people.
Yup. Party time. Put your flag on your F-150 and pack your guns. No more Neil Young on the radio!
Like, remember, if you're a Boomer, when we used to tell Polish jokes in Elementary School?
Fun, huh? This is the country that had 3000 deaths for every US death in WWII. Whose officer corps was gunned down en masse in the woods outside of Warsaw. Who had the most honored expat fighter pilots in England.
Those dumb Poles. Can't even screw in a lightbulb.
Hitler won with 30% of the vote and look at all the funny racist things he got people to do! Trump has 47%! We'll be even funnier than Weimar Germany! (Of course, they had Leni Riefenstahl, and we only have Steve Bannon, so our media will suck.)
And we'll get to say fun things like America is for Americans. Just like the KKK in Indiana and other states in the 1930's. Do you know why Notre Dame's referred to as the "Fighting Irish?" Look it up so you can be in on the retro humor opportunities. Trump grabs pussy. The guy who ran the KKK bit women to death. With his teeth.
Thankfully, we'll gang rape anyone who uses the word "woke," or " ceasefire." Just like we use to do before someone came up with the idea that poverty isn't a mental illness. As if it's systemic violence designed to keep cash away from those who actually rely on it. Woke that, you dumb poor people.
Yup. Party time. Put your flag on your F-150 and pack your guns. No more Neil Young on the radio!
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