My ex and I made every single financial decision together, and she did all the banking
Those facts did not stop her nitwit lawyers from running up near 100k in legal bills doing forensic work.
I guess they'd never run into a moneyed spouse who didn't have secret bank accounts.
I think my ex was pissed off too. She was counting on padding our community balance sheet. There were no hidden sheckls. No Caymen Island accounts. No second homes purchased for prostitutes.
Bummer. Just the checking and investment accounts she knew about since she returned from her previous affair. (The Fidelity account was opened as a transfer account for my dad's estate. Mina was absent fucking someone else during that period, but I brought her up to speed and gave her all the information once she returned, having been dumped by some other surprised loser.)
Plus, adding to the dimwit thing, the forensic process disclosed that she had transferred over 200k out of our joint accounts into a secret bank account without marital disclosure!
She found the crook! There she is, staring back at you in the mirror. It cost me 100k to help train these fledgling financial sleuths and their novice client. Another Vaccation…
I guess they'd never run into a moneyed spouse who didn't have secret bank accounts.
I think my ex was pissed off too. She was counting on padding our community balance sheet. There were no hidden sheckls. No Caymen Island accounts. No second homes purchased for prostitutes.
Bummer. Just the checking and investment accounts she knew about since she returned from her previous affair. (The Fidelity account was opened as a transfer account for my dad's estate. Mina was absent fucking someone else during that period, but I brought her up to speed and gave her all the information once she returned, having been dumped by some other surprised loser.)
Plus, adding to the dimwit thing, the forensic process disclosed that she had transferred over 200k out of our joint accounts into a secret bank account without marital disclosure!
She found the crook! There she is, staring back at you in the mirror. It cost me 100k to help train these fledgling financial sleuths and their novice client. Another Vaccation…
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