Here’s my bet on what will happen by April 1

Drop the pencil—what's my best guess?

Answer: there will be a significant reduction of civil liberties in the US based on the "unruly mobs of leftist thugs armed with pipe bombs" that are killing people.

Why on earth people like me would make pipe bombs when anyone with a credit card can buy an AK-47 at Cabellas is beyond me.

Plus, most radicals like me don't have cellars. Aren't you supposed to build pipe bombs in cellars?

All of the 600 criminals in jail now for January 6 will be liberated, and hired by the government to track down commies like me. Thugs who murder mentally ill men on subways get invited to football games with JD Vance. That could have been my brother.

The Handmaids Tale in the Garden of the Finzi Continis.

65/35 odds I'm right.  That’s my guess. Don’t know what Las Vegas oddsmakers say, but I’m certain they too have fear and loathing, like Vance and Perry and Trump. Small men.  Small minds.  Penises attached to billboards.

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