Lynn Geesaman | Bagatelle, Paris (5-95-2c-8) (1995) | Available for Sale | Artsy

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Has anyone seen this work of art? It was stolen from my home last week. Reward for recovery.

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Art thief!  Art thief!  Add that to your list of accomplishments. Bot as ghoulish as writing a play about your first husband’s incapacitating neurological breakdown. But still up there in your list of catnapping and sticky fingers with cash.

A perfect background to teach people to take psychedelics!  “If I covet something, I take it or fuck it.”

Never mind the reward. Sit and look at your reflection in your stolen art.  See your true self?  Before the police cone and deport you?

You wasted a year sending g your crack forensic team after my supposed hidden assets when you did 20”% of our banking and knew where every penny went.  You are so dumb that your own team discovered in fraud—that you had siphoned 200k from out joint accounts into your own offshore kitty. Your defense: “ it’s not a crime!”  

And how about that catnapping problem?  Also not a crime?  Did you check with counsel in that episode too?  

You can’t tell the difference between any man and your dad.   You are not a humanist.  I have no idea what you are except a self-constructed fake. 

I look forward to the hasty return of my art, and a thorough confession. ha HaA HA HA HA.  I’m cracking myself up…that’s so funny.  As if!!!!!