How much did I abuse my ex-wife?
It was really bad for my ex-wife. How bad was it?
1. It was so bad that she had to have sex with one of her lovers the week my father died
2. It was so bad that she had to divert my paychecks into a secret bank account she opened in her new name even though she managed all our banking and had access to all our funds (and we made all financial decisions jointly).
3. It was so bad that she had to take a five month tantric masturbation class with another one of her lovers.
4. It was do bad that she rewrote the story of her first husband's brain damage into a play starring herself. He obviously didn't care—he didn't know who she was any more.
5. It was so bad that she called me a drunk during an integration session after a joint assisted psychedelic therapy session.
6. It was so bad that she fell in love with a professional lesbian dominatrix who told her she was a really good lesbian.
7. It was so bad that she got so drunk after my father's memorial service that she ended up sleeping with one of my male friends. She doesn't know this happened. She was blackout drunk.
8. It was so bad that she told dozens of people about a sexual fetish we shared that she didn't enjoy.
9. It was so bad that she dumped me three times but came back the first two when her lovers dumped her within weeks.
10. It was so bad that she kidnapped our cat who died two months later.
11. It was so bad that when we got in dangerous outdoor situations she accelerated and left me alone.
12. It was so bad that she increased her demands that her ailing mother apologize to her for "everything." Her mom died within 9 months of this forced apology.
13. It was so bad that I've never heard from one of her family members, all of whom liked me, since the last time she left ( to join a polyamorous club).
14. It was so bad that she turned her back on me in bed each night for the last 13 years of our marriage. We never once had sex before sleep during that period, that's how bad it was for her.
15. It was so bad that she had to start taking adult learning classes that I paid for in other countries so she could fuck her various lovers. This is how she destroyed her first husband. I know. I lived in a different country and she signed up for a training course in my country and fucked me while she was here.
16. It was do bad that she had to become bi-sexual and not tell me. How's that going for you.
17. It was do bad that her adrenal system failed after she dumped me and she can't eat chocolate or kale anymore.
18. It was so bad that she had to gear down on her mountain bike because she was weak. And it was so bad that she sprained her ankle for the 50th time because she can't pay attention to things like sidewalks and tree roots and automobiles in crosswalks by herself.
19. It was so bad that she had to stop counting her consecutive days of meditation at 922, which caused her to have nothing to write about on her blog.
20. It was so bad that, just like every time she's tried to hurt ex-friends, she was unable to feel an ounce of shame, express a hint of guilt, or generate an apology for anything. Why should she. It's 100% the other person's fault, just as it was for her parents. She would never help. They needed to save themselves. We need to save ourselves. No one did. We all died broken and sick when she was done with us.
21. It was so bad that you're getting $5.2 million dollars from our divorce settlement as required by equitable distribution laws.
22. It was so bad that there are currently 18 ex-friends and family who you ghosted until they died or were smart enough to say fuck you. You had your ghost your life partner for over 31/2 years during your 28 year marriage. That's how much you suffered, asshole.
I'm sorry it was so bad for you, honey, that you were forced to do all these things because you deserved to lie and cheat and fuck over people who loved you. Your trash heap. Trash stinks, and it hates your guts honey. Who are you turning your 59 year old back on now, honey? Who's joined my club?
1. It was so bad that she had to have sex with one of her lovers the week my father died
2. It was so bad that she had to divert my paychecks into a secret bank account she opened in her new name even though she managed all our banking and had access to all our funds (and we made all financial decisions jointly).
3. It was so bad that she had to take a five month tantric masturbation class with another one of her lovers.
4. It was do bad that she rewrote the story of her first husband's brain damage into a play starring herself. He obviously didn't care—he didn't know who she was any more.
5. It was so bad that she called me a drunk during an integration session after a joint assisted psychedelic therapy session.
6. It was so bad that she fell in love with a professional lesbian dominatrix who told her she was a really good lesbian.
7. It was so bad that she got so drunk after my father's memorial service that she ended up sleeping with one of my male friends. She doesn't know this happened. She was blackout drunk.
8. It was so bad that she told dozens of people about a sexual fetish we shared that she didn't enjoy.
9. It was so bad that she dumped me three times but came back the first two when her lovers dumped her within weeks.
10. It was so bad that she kidnapped our cat who died two months later.
11. It was so bad that when we got in dangerous outdoor situations she accelerated and left me alone.
12. It was so bad that she increased her demands that her ailing mother apologize to her for "everything." Her mom died within 9 months of this forced apology.
13. It was so bad that I've never heard from one of her family members, all of whom liked me, since the last time she left ( to join a polyamorous club).
14. It was so bad that she turned her back on me in bed each night for the last 13 years of our marriage. We never once had sex before sleep during that period, that's how bad it was for her.
15. It was so bad that she had to start taking adult learning classes that I paid for in other countries so she could fuck her various lovers. This is how she destroyed her first husband. I know. I lived in a different country and she signed up for a training course in my country and fucked me while she was here.
16. It was do bad that she had to become bi-sexual and not tell me. How's that going for you.
17. It was do bad that her adrenal system failed after she dumped me and she can't eat chocolate or kale anymore.
18. It was so bad that she had to gear down on her mountain bike because she was weak. And it was so bad that she sprained her ankle for the 50th time because she can't pay attention to things like sidewalks and tree roots and automobiles in crosswalks by herself.
19. It was so bad that she had to stop counting her consecutive days of meditation at 922, which caused her to have nothing to write about on her blog.
20. It was so bad that, just like every time she's tried to hurt ex-friends, she was unable to feel an ounce of shame, express a hint of guilt, or generate an apology for anything. Why should she. It's 100% the other person's fault, just as it was for her parents. She would never help. They needed to save themselves. We need to save ourselves. No one did. We all died broken and sick when she was done with us.
21. It was so bad that you're getting $5.2 million dollars from our divorce settlement as required by equitable distribution laws.
22. It was so bad that there are currently 18 ex-friends and family who you ghosted until they died or were smart enough to say fuck you. You had your ghost your life partner for over 31/2 years during your 28 year marriage. That's how much you suffered, asshole.
I'm sorry it was so bad for you, honey, that you were forced to do all these things because you deserved to lie and cheat and fuck over people who loved you. Your trash heap. Trash stinks, and it hates your guts honey. Who are you turning your 59 year old back on now, honey? Who's joined my club?
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