What I really think of my wife

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  • god save me from your compassion
  • god save me from your altruism
  • god save me from your spontaneous "now seems like the perfect time to tell you all the things I've been saving up for some time now about your faults."
  • god save me from your "well I assumed..."
You have weaponized these concepts.

Quid pro quo time:
  • You've been faithless to all your careers and your art
  • You were faithless to Doron whose fault was a penchant for 90210.  Note to file:  just because it's called "streaming," it's still TV.
  • You are not the only person on the planet who likes to nurture the idea that they were outsiders in high school. In fact, everyone on the planet likes to nurture that idea. There's nothing original or interesting about it, unless you're Mary Carr.
  • I flew to rehab centers every weekend for six months to help Mary, sitting in the Provo and Miami-Dade waiting rooms along with the gunshot wound and motorcycle accident victims.  You wrote a play about Doron and had a great closing night party. We dealt with our TBI incidents differently.
  • Let's not compare our contributions to losing Allan and Joe.  But, out of curiosity, did you sleep with Jon the night of my dad's service? As I understand it you were last seen can't walk drunk going home with him. Usually you pass out when you drink so I doubt it, but I'm obviously curious.
  • You're not a strong data analyst, I don't think.  Your three-point dataset on my aggression shows a decreasing trend, not an increasing one.  Look at the chart...one point from five years ago, one from five months ago, one from five weeks ago.  That line is descending from left to right, on my screen.

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