Comparing Trump and David Foster on this sad day celebrating toxic masculinity

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We have the spectacle of Donald Trump representing every white man who likes to have blood on his face because he thinks it attracts chicks.  And today I signed my divorce settlement agreement—the end of a thirty year "friendship" because my ex believes I'm an aggressive alcohol drinking cocaine addict crossdresser.

 

I am—she fails to note that it's only with her.  She doesn't know the first thing about me, she's done this rodeo to dozens of others, and she's unable to experience shame.  Other than that, she's cute and loves to perform for crowds.

 

For the record, I actually once tried to take a bullet for my her. 

 

So—sorry—I am not Donald Trump.  Donald Trump missed getting killed by yet another loser white 20 year old man who borrowed his daddy's AK-15.  He didn't "protect" anyone.  That was the last thing on his mind.  The fucking idiot even stood up in front of an active shooter, endangering more people in the audience plus the poor secret service folks who had to try to stay with him. 

 

Donald Trump—you are the last person on the planet I would ever pick to protect me when the militias roam the street.  Well, you and my ex.  She doesn't feel I'm worthy of response because I'm angry at her, and I broke a plate after she came back from her third affair (that I know about).

 

I strongly object to the fact that my ex can't tell the difference between Don and me.  And I further object to the fact that she's got a community of friends who have never met me who can't tell the difference either.  This is the intellectual quality of the women you chose as friends, M?

 

I've fought for gun control.  The RNC asked the head of the secret service to quit because that individual failed to keep .001% of the armed angry toxic young men from trying to hurt a celebrity. 

 

The secret service will fail over and over again.  Not because they aren't miracle workers.  They will fail because you can't give young white men guns.  Ever.  You can't let them near guns. 

 

I don't think you can give old white men guns either.  (They usually shoot themselves or their girlfriends, in that order…what's the logic in arming those guys?  Darwinism?)

 

I'm hoping even if you currently own a bunch of AK-15's and get an erection every time you put bullets in your bump stock that you agree that white boys should not be armed.  Please?  No, now that I think of that, you want them armed so they can shoot me. Because I don't think YOU are mature enough to own a gun, or to keep it away from white men like you. 

 

Guess I'm not going to make you change your mind when you can be watching the UFC demonstration as Trump gets nominated. Pump it up, white man…smear that blood across your face and see how it looks in the mirror.  Take the safety off…mmmmm.  That's sexy, isn't it…you look HOT!

 

Anyway, my ex-wife and her queer polyamorous community think I'm Trump…they think I'm your guy!

 

Last time I take a bullet for a lesbian I guess.  But I'm still appalled that you are allowed to own guns.  I'm still appalled by all the black single mothers whose partners were gunned down by white men like Trump.  I'm still terrified of you, in a mob, full of LSD like your January 6th brethren, coming after me. 

 

I think you can take a bullet, but also work to get bullets out of the hands of the moron who took a pot shot at Trump.  I am not Trump, even if that's what turns on the RNC women, and apparently my ex-wife who is some sort of life coach.  Not sure of her politics—she's Canadian and prone to feeling superior. 

 

There are 23 million lonely, sad white men between the ages of 19 and 25.  Assume every one of them is armed, or that their daddy is.  (Or their mommy—god, that's some home life for a kid!)

 

You can't hire a replacement Director of the Secret Service who can ever beat those odds, and I applaud the miracle work of whoever holds that job now…you are truly extraordinary, whomever you are. 

 

So you Republican chicks---are you turned on by that?  How strong am I!  I can smear blood on my face if that turns you on. I vill protect you…

 

 

 

David Foster, Chair
BVR 
M: 917-741-3853
www.bvresources.com

 

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