United Club card wins “screw your customers and tell them they like it” award for today!


They're not even trying anymore.  Easy victory from the consumer credit guys, again. Shit you don't want and will never use added to a product that's already gouging. 

Note that the small print explaining why you can't use the benefits is twice as many words as the marketing shit telling you the good news. 

The headline should be "if you're receiving this, you're already a sucker."

Begin forwarded message:


Subject: NEW: Your United Club Card is being upgraded with new benefits
Reply-To: United Club Card <reply-febe16737c620175-16_HTML-202630889-514023959-2611@mcmap.chase.com>

 NEW: Your United Club Card is being upgraded with new benefits
Find out why your card is the perfect fit for your future travel plans.

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