The Long Road Out

Thanks, you two, for reminding us all that humility, humor and honesty are possible.  I’m so sorry that your deaths have to compete with the turd in the White House.  He’s done nothing, with degradation.  You’ve done everything, with excellence.

Mark Carney’s been great all along…but now, with dozens of multilateral deals in Canada’s pockets, he’s the winner of the year.  Congrats to every other world leader who refuses to sit down at any table with liars.  Strange that North Korea, Iran, and Canada have provided the path for others.  Ignore this clown.  Do NOT return his phone calls.  Do not meet with his sycophants. Sounding vaguely like a modern day Churchill, here's Carney:   America has changed, and we will not return to our old relationship. Bravo!!! Trump’s idiocy hurts the US far far far more than it will hurt Canada, or Iran, or Europe, or fill-in-the-blanks.  Short-term.  Mid-term.  Long-term.  Perhaps until the end of time.  You have fucked all of us, Don. We're not isolationist.  We are truly and fully marooned.  No one will answer our SOS.  As Carney says, the US signs its deals in pencil.  Sounds a lot like the Trump Organization to m...

Military research and the Proud Boys reminded Pete that there’s a much better way to guarantee rabid 18 year old child militias: force feed daily LSD to your recruits and draftees. It worked in Mogadishu. It worked at the Capitol.

It’s Elon Musk! Or maybe the Tate brothers. Or Greg Lindbergh? No wonder Trump wants to violate the birthright citizenship status. Get those bad genes out of our country!

I would not work for a company that endorses this crap.  Dead stop.  We all want to be rewarded for our achievements. Not how many times we hit the “e” key.  Shame on US employers who have similarly strapped their employees to their keypads with this digital duct tape.    Canadian workers speak out against growing screen time surveillance Entertaining and insightful stories delivered weekly. Read, watch and listen to highlights from across the CBC. View this email in your browser ...

I apologize to the families who have lost non-military family members around the world due to our president’s policies and mental illness.   Here’s a blog post about his day today.  Here’s the man who directly initiated the death of your husband or wife or children or parents:   At 2:30 in the afternoon, August 3, 2026, after spending the majority of the weekend at his New Jersey golf club, the President of the United States broke his silence with an important message for the world: he had made “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship!” He won his own tournament, on his own course, run by his own employees, against members who pay him dues, and he needed everyone to know. “It’s called TALENT, and I have it, and they don’t!”   A sportswriter who interviewed more than 100 golf pros for a book on Trump found he has never won a championship at a course he does not own and operate. The one time he en...

Welcome to geopolitics, Donald Trump style.   Don’s solution when he’s in the bottom of a latrine?  Keep digging.  Pull all of the rest of us into his shit.    You’re a war criminal, Don.  Compare yourself to Kissinger who couldn’t leave the US the last twenty years of his life without facing immediate incarceration.  Henry was a pussy cat compared to you…though at this point Henry directly caused hundreds of thousands of deaths, surpassing you in the homicide category.    Beware the fate of the Tate brothers, Don.  The rest of the world knows what you are.  

Argentina didn’t play their best in the finals against Spain. Several players got frustrated. The same thing happened with every team Spain faced. But, one party to this year’s World Cup was 100% disgraced: the United States. They are the only side in FIFA history whose poor coach and players got overruled by a phone call from daddy. Donald Trump, aided by FIFA, made US soccer into a laughing stock. Can you imagine taking the field with 80,000 fans screaming “who’s YOUR daddy????” Try not tripping over your own feet with that chant roaring in your ears. Belgium had played like thugs up until their 4-1 victory. Far worse than Argentina. They played well, smiling at the US, in the game. No wonder. Snarky giggles and laughter look like smiles.

  DOGE as we all know was a pathetic joke.   Meanwhile, US has been defeated and embarrassed by a smarter and ennobled adversary—Iran. If someone was dropping bombs on South Carolina, maybe we’d show some backbone—or remorse for our sins?  (I’m talking about white neighborhoods in South Carolina, obviously.)   Anyway, has a single Democratic candidate promised to really downsize the bloated Federal Budget?  Compared to the graft and slop of Trump, it’s easy:   Abolish ICE on day 1.  No severance or other pay available. Stop all military exposure to the Iran defeat.  Force Trump to pay for every litigation he’s initiated vis a vis voter fraud (more than 100, all of which he’s lost). Sixty day warning to Netananyu that all military support for Israel will stop, as part of our acceptance of Iran’s victory demands (and a US apology to the people of Gaza a...

We’ve learned so much from the US plan for the World Cup. Here are some lessons: 1. Daddy will call his friends if he thinks Billy isn’t playing enough. Fuck Donald Trump. 2. FIFA is a joke. 3. We can’t stage sports without FOX wasting our time. 34 minute half time?? Let’s be clear—FIfA declares a home team forfeit if half time is more than 15 minutes. 4. Fox One’s major source of advertising is Christian nutcases. It’s abusive for all of us atheists. Why should I suffer for your imaginary friends?

…of playing a soccer game that was rigged by your fat fuck daddy Don. No player with any self-respect would try to win a game so totally trashed by idiots who don’t know a thing about soccer. Marco—you’re a tool. Soccer 1. Trump: negative a million.

Vance and Trump: we’re meeting daily and crushing Iran. It’s great. The supreme leaders are quaking in their sandals. Iran: Witkoff and Jared are idiots and can’t be trusted. We will never send senior leaders to meet with them. Nor will be in the same room with anyone from the US until they release our cash and until Israel ceases violence against Lebanon. Call us when you’ve accomplished these tasks, Don. Not before. Losers. JD—shut up.

  OK, fourteen points on a memo of understanding with a guy (Trump) who has violated and ignored every contract and law he’s seen.  He’s succeeded by fucking partners and customers, and now he’s responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands.  He’s empowered Israel and Russia to new heights of terrorism—all while pretending that China or the press or the Democrats are the problem.   Fortunately, the Iranians drafted the agreement…within the first week of US and Israeli bombings.  They put out their 14 points before we assassinated their leaders.   And Trump signed it 98 days later, without change, since he has no choice.    Good news for us—imagine the fantasies Trump would have inserted.  Iranians do sodomy?  We’re at that level, guys…    Not that Israel will observe any of the points (they aren’t even a signatory to this offi...

Just got a call from my divorce lawyer at 6 AM my time…to let me know my email isn’t working (it’s working fine…) and that my ex-wife’s law firm is stealing money from my 401k which doesn’t really exist anymore.  My lawyer hasn’t mastered the idea that California is on a different time zone, or that her firm’s email system has some flaws apparently.   Anyway, it’s sunny here in California…and my cats are happily playing by some of my flowering plants by the window.  Life is kind of OK…why does news of my manipulative and sad sack and fundamentally unattractive ex cause me to consider suicide?  I’m not even clinically depressed anymore and I have lots of reasons to feel OK about myself now that I don’t have the daily reminders of hatred from Mina.   I know it’s a joke to blame everything on Trump, but this country is such a shit show now and I see Mina as an essential part of the rape of North America.  Same narcissist...

My ex for instance. Trump, who swims in the deepest putrid self-reflecting pools. A few others. People who just want the spotlight. Any spotlight. For those in similar situations—join with me in remembering: 1. Past memories are ruined. You can’t heal from them. 2. You can’t have your own present when a performer is manipulating you. There’s no happy compromise for now. 3. The future—you’re kidding, right? Why waste your future on a fraudulent and depreciating asset? Change the locks. Hit delete. Save your beautiful self. Share all that previously wasted love with someone who will be there when you’re in trouble again.

Look at our moron go---he passed a “count backwards in increments of seven” test and he thinks he’s a genius!   At exactly 12:35 in the morning, unable to sleep, the President of the United States went on Truth Social to announce that he had scored a perfect 30 out of 30 on what he called a “high difficulty” cognitive test proving his “extreme intelligence.” But the test he was bragging about, the MOCA, is not an IQ test. It is a dementia screening tool that healthy adults are expected to pass without difficulty. Healthy, confident leaders do not spend their Saturday nights bragging that they passed a dementia screen and calling it genius.   Reese points out that this is the fourth time he’s taken the same test, with the same questions.  He’s 120 for 120!    But he can’t remember the first three exams.  Oops.  F on that one, Don.  Dimwit.  

Anyone who has spent time with elderly relatives or visited a nursing home know that paranoia and “whining” are common parts of the late aging process. Often with a strong dose of angry denial. I empathize with the aging. Trump calls to mind this explosion of impotent rage. As in “do not go quietly into the dark night.” What a sulky pouting piece of shit—this old man. He’s spending 50% of his life creating AI generated memes of himself. In the past, we called this “art class at the eldercare community.” Mar A Lego. Our aging friends and family deserve our love. So don’t waste any of your love on this sad sack loser. Turn to those who need you now and let Trump fizzle out in his own bile. Your life will improve and you’ll receive love back.

Is anyone paying attention?  Trump is self-negotiating (masturbating?) a deal on the war he invented.    The starting point of these self-proclaimed negotiations (announced by Trump, not by Iran where the leaders correctly think Don’s a pathetic pawn) is vastly WORSE than the existing Obama deal he violated last time around.   And the negotiations don’t start for weeks or years…if ever.  Donald Trump’s best outcome is far worse than the “no nukes” global agreement what he personally reneged on in 2017.    How many more will he murder to get this lousy, atrocious, sleazy outcome?  This isn’t one of his mob deals in New Jersey.  This isn’t bankrupting concrete suppliers.  This is murder.   Now no one in Iran respect the US. The war destroyed the opposition by making the alternative to the Ayatollahs worse. We won’t see Iranian protests again for decades th...

Have you seen a video or picture of Donald the last few weeks? The guy has aged 10 years. His face is even puffier. He’s slouching more. And he’s slurring words and unable to finish sentences. A toddler with dementia? Look at his sycophants. Do you think a single one of them would confront their own parent about mental collapse? Narcissists don’t have time for aging parents. They need to check themselves in the mirror because they’re perfect. Sick people don’t interest them. Like all who suffer a stroke, or rapid aging, Don’s range of topics has reduced to one: his own victimization. His need for validation. Recently—all the cognitive tests fake doctors have given him. He’ll always be daddy to his supporters, even as he continues to ignore and insult them. But for those of us who believe Trump has always been a crooked sick King Lear, he’s worse now. We never loved him so there’s no empathy lost as we watch a guy who should be in elder care drool in front of...

Google is now one of the largest defense contractors in the US. Do no harm my ass. This from a country that doesn’t honor its contracts with a president who litigates rather than paying bills. A sleazy company, a bad business deal with a shitty government partner, more lying.