Trump negotiates an office memo in his bedroom and goes 0 for 14

 

OK, fourteen points on a memo of understanding with a guy (Trump) who has violated and ignored every contract and law he’s seen.  He’s succeeded by fucking partners and customers, and now he’s responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands.  He’s empowered Israel and Russia to new heights of terrorism—all while pretending that China or the press or the Democrats are the problem.

 

Fortunately, the Iranians drafted the agreement…within the first week of US and Israeli bombings.  They put out their 14 points before we assassinated their leaders.

 

And Trump signed it 98 days later, without change, since he has no choice. 

 

Good news for us—imagine the fantasies Trump would have inserted.  Iranians do sodomy?  We’re at that level, guys… 

 

Not that Israel will observe any of the points (they aren’t even a signatory to this office memo)—but at least there’s a paper with Trump’s signature that says Israel has to get the fuck out of Lebanon. 

 

Otherwise, massive derision for Trump’s failure.  Iran agreed to the exact terms that were in Obama’s agreement, for the third time with Trump.  Iran doesn’t care…they’ll sign it a dozen times.  They’re already observing international rulings on their nuclear program that are far stronger than the Obama agreement.  Unlike the US and Israel, they want the moral high road—they don’t want nukes.  You can’t use them to shoot down US drones. 

 

Trump recognizes borders?  Equally meaningless.  He can’t read.  How could he recognize borders.

 

I wonder if US ships will have 200% fee tariffs.  Like we’ve done with all our trading partners.  For you, Turkey--$100 for safe passage for your tanker.  Russia?  $50.  Flying a US flag or headed to US ports?   $1 trillion, plus we get to piss on the ship’s captain.