Soccer american style

We’ve learned so much from the US plan for the World Cup. Here are some lessons: 1. Daddy will call his friends if he thinks Billy isn’t playing enough. Fuck Donald Trump. 2. FIFA is a joke. 3. We can’t stage sports without FOX wasting our time. 34 minute half time?? Let’s be clear—FIfA declares a home team forfeit if half time is more than 15 minutes. 4. Fox One’s major source of advertising is Christian nutcases. It’s abusive for all of us atheists. Why should I suffer for your imaginary friends?

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