The Long Road Out

I only fly business class. So applying Plus Points for a discount and then not upgrading me means I'll cancel the booking. For instance today. Your biz class fare to London was $14,000. With PlusPiints it was $4800. Fair enough. However, there are many other options on the same route for $7000– proving you don't have complete price collusion yet in your industry. I'm premier 1k but I'm not going to buy a ticket from you that's more than say 105% of other comparable tickets. So, 0 for 3. Third time I've tried to use Plus points. Third time I've cancelled while at the gate and slept in my own bed. I rescheduled—on Iberia, JetBlue Mint, and Emirates respectively. I hope you think you're 0 for 3, just like I do. You have too many MbA's on your loyalty program leadership team, I believe. Hire a few humanists. Please know that PlusPoints are damaging to my needs as a traveler.

I bought a new house and among other projects I'm replacing the 2008 water guzzling toilets with Toto Aqua IV's. The Toto toilets are easier to clean, less likely to clog, and far more handsome. I'm replacing one at a time—I enjoy projects but let's be real. It's 2 hours of unglamorous work. How did Trump fuck me? Toilet 1: $538. Toilet 2 a month ago: $533. Toilet 3 ordered today: not available. So I searched other sources and Home Depot has them in stock still: $900. Fucking Trump tariffs. You owe me $370, you fat fuck! And a lot more ha ha. Try buying a Polestar now—Volvo has pulled out rather than deal with this shit.

I bought a new house and among other projects I'm replacing the 2008 water guzzling toilets with Toto Aqua IV's. The Toto toilets are easier to clean, less likely to clog, and far more handsome. I'm replacing one at a time—I enjoy projects but let's be real. It's 2 hours of unglamorous work. How did Trump fuck me? Toilet 1: $538. Toilet 2 a month ago: $533. Toilet 3 ordered today: not available. So I searched other sources and Home Depot has them in stock still: $900. Fucking Trump tariffs. You owe me $370, you fat fuck! And a lot more ha ha. Try buying a Polestar now—Volvo has pulled out rather than deal with this shit.

I bought a new house and among other projects I'm replacing the 2008 water guzzling toilets with Toto Aqua IV's. The Toto toilets are easier to clean, less likely to clog, and far more handsome. I'm replacing one at a time—I enjoy projects but let's be real. It's 2 hours of unglamorous work. How did Trump fuck me? Toilet 1: $538. Toilet 2 a month ago: $533. Toilet 3 ordered today: not available. So I searched other sources and Home Depot has them in stock still: $900. Fucking Trump tariffs. You owe me $370, you fat fuck! And a lot more ha ha. Try buying a Polestar now—Volvo has pulled out rather than deal with this shit.

I have nothing in common with my ex. I was just the only person she could find to support her. It was expedient. It was never close to love. So abuse was easy at exit. It always is for her.