Donald Trump masturbates while contemplating his own heroism
Trump gives any one with a brain something new to contemplate every day. I know this makes him happy. He's definitely a guy from the "any attention is good attention" school of adolescent behavior. Today, it's his announcement that he'd rush in to any school to stop violence and save every one. Donald, you are an affront to yourself. You-- now --sitting in your office chair this very moment --COULD rush in and save children by doing something. You could. Instead, you do diddlysquat, and talk about a hypothetical future you'll never experience. You will never save a child. You don't have what it takes to "rush in." You're too out of shape, and it would take you too long to get your pants buckled up after playing with yourself if another armed guy showed up on your doorstep. Even if he (it'll always be a he) sent you a Facebook message first, like this last guy. You're a disgrace to being male. First, I'd li...