Global Markets Decide Trump is a Blowhard
Freed from the belief that Trump will have any impact on anything, the markets scored a three day rally with the S&P500 up almost 6% during the period. The Dow and NASDAQ also continued their recovery.
Exactly the stocks you'd expect led the rally.
"There's not a single country that will do business with us with tariffs," said David Foster, an expert commentator. "China's response to all this nonsense is the most articulate—they refuse to talk to bullies."
Trump, in an a breathtaking conflict of interest that has to be illegal, is meeting with the top 220 investors of his meme coin today. As a result, nearly $80B was withdrawn from the crypto market. "Donald stopped paying attention to the fiat markets this week causing the rally," Foster said. "Unfortunately he showed interest in crypto, causing the big bitcoin fish to hide behind rocks and bushes in fear."
"Many of these people have biggish bank accounts and microscopic penises," Foster said.
Exactly the stocks you'd expect led the rally.
"There's not a single country that will do business with us with tariffs," said David Foster, an expert commentator. "China's response to all this nonsense is the most articulate—they refuse to talk to bullies."
Trump, in an a breathtaking conflict of interest that has to be illegal, is meeting with the top 220 investors of his meme coin today. As a result, nearly $80B was withdrawn from the crypto market. "Donald stopped paying attention to the fiat markets this week causing the rally," Foster said. "Unfortunately he showed interest in crypto, causing the big bitcoin fish to hide behind rocks and bushes in fear."
"Many of these people have biggish bank accounts and microscopic penises," Foster said.
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